A woman in Jakarta, Indonesia, gave birth to a 19.2 pound, two-foot-long baby. The only question is: A baby what? 


A new report shows that 2010 was the second hottest year on record for New York City. But not as hot as 2011 is about to be. [Seth starts to unbutton his shirt.]

A couple in Michigan is planning to walk more than 2500 miles to their Vegas wedding later this fall. However, the venue hasn’t saved the date, figuring the couple will be sober by Indiana.

A teenager in Texas picked up his prom date in the famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. His date was amused but added, “I’m still not going to touch it.”

Under a new rule in Colorado, hunters would no longer be allowed to shoot hibernating bears. Modeled after a similar rule I have with my wife.

Pennsylvania State Police agreed to stop issuing disorderly conduct citations to people who use profanity. Said one officer: “It was getting out of F%#king hand.”

On Tuesday, over 580 students at Yeshiva University in New York City attended Dreidelpalooza where they set a new world record for spinning the most dreidels at the same time. The students went on to set an even newer record for: Most Jewish mothers calling each other to brag.

A state representative in Ohio this week had his house toilet papered by his fellow Republicans. Democrats responded by…running the state of Ohio.

Best Buy announced that it will air ads during the Super Bowl featuring Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber announced his Best Buy ads will feature a football game.

Actress Patricia Arquette said this week that CBS has canceled her show “Medium.” CBS commented, “She really should have seen that coming.”

A woman in Queens filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her former boss who gave her a vibrator for her birthday. Said her former boss, “I told you she needed to loosen up.”